plz talk dirty to me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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