Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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