We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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