That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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