he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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