Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
the raccoons are back...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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