everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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