saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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