chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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