White coat. Heels.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I think my moral compass just broke
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