Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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