Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Randomize