youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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