Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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