sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
youre lurking in front of me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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