He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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