Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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