how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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