Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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