Slut skills are useful in every country.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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