yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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