In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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