Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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