Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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