I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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