you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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