Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
