Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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Do I have a choice?
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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