i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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