Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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