Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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