So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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