the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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