we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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