I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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