Its about making memories worth repressing
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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