Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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