At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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