She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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