I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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