Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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