Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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