so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I don't think brook has ever known best
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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