brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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