Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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