the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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