Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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