im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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