i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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