I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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