Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Text me some of your sweat
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