My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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