You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Randomize
