watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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